The Hastily Thrown Together Hompeage of Ally
Akbarzadeh
Although it was probably by mistake, you've ended up in this justifiably forgotten corner of the Internet. So until you figure out where the 'Back' button is on your browser, sit back, kick off your shoes and relax.
My name is Ally Akbarzadeh and I live in Melbourne, Australia. I am 18 years old and am currently enrolled in my first year of Commerce and Law degrees at The University of Melbourne. If that hasn't interested you already, maybe this gorgeous picture of me will:
Now that you've stopped drooling, you may want to take a look at my resume (employ me!). And if you feel so inclined, you can even snoop around my CD collection (with cover art).
To put it simply, this page is here to support my addiction. The theory is that someone who wants a high quality, professional and interesting web-site will stumble here and decide to pay me to make them a web site. They will then mail-me and I'll give them the lowest web design quote around. They will be so pleased with my professionalism, web-designing prowess and humility that they will hire me. I will then be paid and therefore will have enough money to support my debillatating caffeine addiction.
So go ahead, prove my theory right, you know you want to.
Well, for those that have visited before, you may have noticed that I've just done a revamp of the page (with hot new graphics). But the same old files are still here, like the Omni article about lucid dreaming (ie. control your dreams) and the complete list of witty quotes for your e-mail signatures.
I've also just updated and added to my famous List of Links (see below), and more will be added soon. As requested, I have also come up with many more funny Top 10's (they're on the Humour Links Page). You can also check out a new feature called Delusion, which is basically a collection of some of my thoughts and opinions. Well, ENJOY!